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NYSE: $MCAP Market Cap

The chillest capybara on Wall Street. Now listed on the Solana Exchange. While every trader on the floor is screaming into a phone, Cap just leans back in his chair — feet up, unbothered — and refuses, categorically, to ever sell.

CONTRACT ADDRESS · TICKER $MCAP

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Open a Position ↗ @marketcapybara

+420.69%

Since IPO

Shares sold by Cap

AAA+

Chill rating

Market Cap — a capybara in a suit standing atop a mountain of capybaras before a glowing stock board with a rising orange arrow

▲ +12.4%

Market Cap ✓ @marketcapybara · Wall Street

// THE BIG BOARD

Live from the trading floor.

$MCAP / SOL LAST $0.00 · VOL —

ORDER BOOK · $MCAP 99.9% BIDS — nobody's selling

PRICESIZETYPE

// CAP IN THE WILD

One capybara. Every payroll.

Cap doesn't have a job. Cap has all of them — and never checks the chart once.

Capybara Named "Market Cap" Refuses To Sell, Baffling Entire Analyst Desk

By Our Financial Correspondent · WALL STREET

In an unprecedented display of composure, a semiaquatic rodent known only as Cap has declined — for the fortieth consecutive session — to close a single position. "We showed him the red candles," one broker reported, visibly shaken. "He blinked. Slowly. Then he took a nap."

Sources on the floor confirm the capybara's portfolio is up 420.69%, a figure economists are calling "annoying." When reached for comment, Cap released a single statement: "grass good. chart up. no thoughts."

Rodent Achieves Inner Peace As Portfolio Bleeds; Somehow Still Green

Analysts unable to explain how "doing nothing" outperformed 14 hedge funds this quarter.

BREAKING: Local Capybara Touches Grass, Immediately Beats S&P 500

"He wasn't even watching the chart," a stunned quant admitted. "That was the whole strategy."

Fear & Greed Index Replaced By Single Photo Of Cap Relaxing

Exchange officials say the new indicator is "more accurate and considerably calmer."

"Diamond hands are easy when you have no hands and also no worries." — Cap, allegedly

// ANALYST SENTIMENT

The desk has issued
a strong "chill."

98CHILL

PANIC MEH CAPYBARA

RatingSTRONG HODL
Times Cap checked the chart today0
Grass touchedall of it
Reaction to a −40% dipyawn
Reaction to a +400% pumpalso yawn
12-month price target↑ yes

// PLACE YOUR ORDER

Four steps to a seat on the floor.

Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare. Fund it with some SOL — that's your buying power.

Copy the Ticker

Grab the $MCAP contract address from the top of this page.

Fill the Order

Paste it into Jupiter or Raydium and swap your SOL for $MCAP.

Become the Capybara

Close the terminal. Touch grass. Never sell. Let number go up.

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